New MacBooks!!!

Today Apple held its Annual Notebook Convention in gay ole San Francisco and Steve Jobs once again manages to massage the crotch of the collective nerd population with an unveiling of brand new Macbook's.


Macbook Pro:

The MacBook Pro will come with a newly designed trackpad. The multitouch glass trackpad has a 39 percent larger tracking area than before, and is more reminiscent of the Apple Iphone screen. At less than an inch thick the new MacBook Pro will come in two models. For $1999 you get a 15.4-inch 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo with 3MB L2cache, an LED-backlit display and 2GB 1066 MGhz DDR 3 memory, both Nvidia cards, a 250GB hard drive and the slot-loading SuperDrive. The other model costs $2499 and comes with 2.53GHz processor, 6MB L2, 4GB of memory, 512MB on the Nvidia 9600M GT, 320GB hard drive.


Macbook:

The new MacBook has a five-hour battery life, and the MacBook is also made without toxins such as arsenic, PVC, and mercury. The new models: $1,299 for a 13-incher with a 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 2GB of DDR3 memory, 9400M graphics, and a 160GB hard drive. The $1,599, 13-inch model has a 320GB hard drive. The current 13" Macbook's will also drop to $999.


Macbook Air:

The MacBook Air’s $1,799 configuration still incorporates a 1.6GHz Intel Core2Duo microprocessor, but includes a 120GB hard drive (up from 80MB for the previous generation MacBook Air) and 2GB of 1066MHz RAM — the same amount, but faster. The $2,499 MacBook Air features a 1.86GHz processor and replaces the hard disk drive with a 128GB Solid State Disk (SSD), up from 64MB.

Apple LCD TV:

The 24-inch LCD monitor offers 1,920-by-1,200-pixel resolution, along with a built-in iSight camera and microphone, stereo speakers, and three-port USB 2.0 hub.



Steve Jobs and Co. waiting patiently to recieve fellatio from everyone in attendance.

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